My Digitized Thoughts - Ramen Mukherjee ...

By Khristina – November 19th, 2010 FTP yahoo

If you are looking for a job change and are aiming to write an eye-catching resume, this may surprise you. Some keywords or buzzwords you use in your CV could actually ruin your chances of getting that dream job.

Why?

According to Karen Burns, the author of the illustrated career advice book The Amazing Adventures of Working Girl: Real-Life Career Advice You Can Actually Use, these words are simply “vague”. It makes your resume look like everyone elses.

She advises:

You want your resume to stand out. The best way to sell yourself is to show, don’t tell. Explain your accomplishments rather than spouting them off in trite ways. So check your resume for these boilerplate words and phrases. If you find them, replace them–or at the very least, elaborate upon them — with real-life, specific examples.

So when making your resume, keep the following words out of the scene.

1. Team player

2. Detailed-oriented

3. Proven track record of success

4. Experienced

5. Excellent communication skills

6. Leadership skills

7. Go-to person

8. Managed cross-functional teams

9. Exceptional organizational skills

10. Self-starter

11. Results-oriented professional

12. Bottom-line orientated

13. Works well with customers

14. Strong negotiation skills

15. Goal-oriented

16. People-person

17. Dynamic

18. Innovative

19. Proven ability

20. Top-flight

21. Motivated

22. Bottom-line focused

23. Responsible for

24. Assisted with

25. Skilled problem solver

26. Accustomed to fast-paced environments

27. Strong work ethic

28. Works well with all levels of staff

29. Met (or exceeded) expectations

30. Savvy business professional

31. Strong presentation skills

32. Looking for a challenging opportunity

33. Cutting-edge

34. Multi-tasker

35. Proactive

36. Seasoned professional

37. Perfectionist

38. Highly skilled

39. Functioned as

40. Duties included

41. Actions encompassed

42. Best-in-class

43. Strategic thinker

44. Trustworthy

45. Flexible

46. Works well under pressure

47. Quick learner

48. Partnered with others

49. Results-focused

50. Out-of-the-box thinker

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I M REQUESTING MY ALL FRIENDS OUT THERE WHO LEFT FROM ME BY THE TIME & FOR MISUNDERSTANDINGS .JUST 1 REQUEST.LETS B FRIEND AGAIN & FOREVER.

ya this was my status in all social mediums, it is an appeal which doesn't brings me any reply…

well,

i m just being nostalgic by seeing old pics of mine with my all friends.leaving alone is a no life.thought for sometimes & decided to spread the hand once again to them.in the path of life they left me.there r some problems with them.lots of with me.a little bit with others and whole with time.this time i needed them all back.life is short.better not to live this alone....

got so many self help guides to read all about it and walkthrough it.there is nothing like self assessment and i found that i m DAMN RIGHT.bt sometimes u just have to let everything go for the sake of all.i m maybe out of my mind bt still my mind always stays intact in me.

i got a new friend from Facebook.she seems to be a good person.lets understand and study her first.i learnt that world is maybe round and small bt still its nt the world which farthens the distance it is our mind.we seems for forget people easily when new one comes in bt a person forgetting his past and roots is like a trained lion who forgets to roar.because to roar u have to have the confidence to being wild and only then u can roar.

people often forgets to keep their own promises.many gave me also and forgot.just like someone sometime told me that they will give comments to my every post and after all these time i dnt see ay comments of them in my blog.bt nevertheless i m here ,standing alone, doing my job, fulfilling my wish….

its very easy to create a blog bt very hard to maintain it.i experienced it very much.some incidents of my life has shook me.no i m nt frightened bt i m afraid that as history repeats itself my life will also repeat those.i dont want them.bt if they r evident i will be ready for them

my life is salt less thing the little bit granules i can collect i post it to twitter.nothing left for my beloved blog.bt yes i love my blog very much.it is a part of me.it is me.all of my mine is here.only if people try to understand me.but i guess i m too hard a book to read like Hebrew bible.i m nt ashamed of that.i m nt ashamed of anything.i m so proud of being me.i m me.and i need no one else.bt again life seems to take u from more than giving u.anyways life must go on ….

often people says that i can write a book because my writing is good.to them i only tell that my writing is not at par.i m jst learning and collecting experience.at the right time i will publish my own book in ebook format because i dont need the money bt i want to b remembered ….not for the bucks u paid me for the book bt for the content of it.as of now i dnt have any plans or thoughts to write upon.bt anyways my first writing will be published in my beloved blog.that much is sure.teenage dream.vry few becomes a reality others get lost.though i passed my teenage years way back.

today i m suffering from loose motion so i dnt have the stamina for go on.will talk l8r.

okk bye

after we men work very very hard at "valentine's day - 14 feb", the girls came to know that they r now women at "women's day - 8th March" and then they knew that they became a mother now and there is no way to go back at "mother's day - May 8", then they find and tell boys that she became the mother of their  child and the boys become father at "father's day - June 19", then finally after 9 months there is "childen's day - 14th nov" -the moral of the story is use condom.have a safe sex. :)

when i needed her she refused to be with me.and now all over again after a year why she contacted me? i couldn't believed at 1st time then again she replied and now i m feeling going down by the memory lane.i know it is her birth month.maybe she tested that i remembered her or not.and i do.

its a day before kali puja.another puja.it is called festival of lights.today i got up very early after seeing a strange dream.it is like this -

a Huge Russian Antonov space plane Carrier has crashed on the city and it is Brocken into 2 halves.it is so huge than the front part covered a whole field, where a marriage ceremony in taking place and another piece crashed into a men’s hostel near that field.now the starting is that i was in front of our apartment and i saw a flash in the sky but ignoring that i started to entering the basement of my apartment and suddenly a police jeep came and they informed me that the marriage ceremony my mom has gone is hit by a plane.there were many casualties and i have to go to identify the bodies if there is any one from my family.i rushed to there and in the road i saw that behemoth machines.and strange things in the road.quite like a snapshot from the game PREY and STALKER..

anyway, i reached there.i saw that the whole area is covered by the z category police security.[police is barricaded the whole place.there are so many police that it seems that the whole India jumped there.barricades.fences.k9 units.its been a massacre.thankfully found my mother alive.but the strange thing is that police isn't letting my mom go as they telling me that she is a possible suspect….what the f !

and the story begins, i made a master plan to rescue her from there.but again there is a mysterious and ridicules thing.the plane seems to carry the every possible desirable things in huge quantities i mean, it contains hi fi model of laptops, iPhones, gadgets, things, gizmos, everything from reebok shoes to zod ties.Gucci eyewear to anything and everything and that is the strangest thing that government is claiming that these r all its property but as people were there and after seeing all these things more and more people were pouring into there to grab those things.and that's why there is so much security.but people are stealing openly.well i don't know how the hell those things belong to our old government.i mean what the use of tortoise shoes to government.i don't know maybe because its just a weird dream.

anyway i also joined the frenzy got many things and it seems i have a game like inventory system which let me storing all the things and throwing any thing if i find any more better alternative.i got a dell laptop.but strangely no MacBook pro which i desire more than anything.don't know what kind of dream is it.it feels totally real and it’s length is larger than any movie in HD quality ,it feels like i was there.something like in another dimension.

well after getting out from there and grabbing a cool Maserati concept car i just drove to that boys hostel.but the boy’s hostel is secured by their own security people who are not letting me in and suddenly i saw a strange thing lying there and believe me guys it is nothing but the suit from the game crisis.i wore it and got into stealth mode and i entered the building.i grabbed everything i can from fixed deposited of trillion of dollars but of my local bank..felt strange and i saw that the people are living all in an open apartment.i mean all the rooms r open to use for all. and the plane’s backside maybe containing some of the bestest BATHROOM fittings and Jacques and these are all absolutely royal and awesome.and i saw that every person in that hostel have their own test i mean someone grabbed the ninja things and put that into their rooms ,some grabbed the best Hollywood laser show equipments and some got the Dalai Lama’s posters in their room.i visited every room for things.i got many and stored in my unlimited inventory and then i met two absolutely JHAKKAS girls there which are well also fell from plane to take away and i made them my girlfriends and took them also with me and there my dream broke and i woke up …

mind-blowing dream isn't it?

bye bye

if i happiness can be bought i will surely go hunt for the shop but unfortunately its available for all except me in this whole universe.people says that happiness comes from satisfaction.now satisfaction is a very relative term.they say that you have to be satisfied in what you have.but what if you have nothing to be go gaga on ? and what if what you have already is not enough? what if what you need is not coming on your cut?

I needed a nice phone for myself.but i don't have any money.i dream about the best but i cant be satisfied on what i am getting at the price range.i want more.but what i have come to know till yet that what i do ,i do it on grand scale and righteous.i bought everything with an extensive research and satisfaction level on myself.

its been a long since i wrote in my blog but believe me guys i didn't find anything to write upon except some micro things which i wrote in twitter.if anyone follows my twitter timeline he/she can see a significant dropping on my status updates.its not just because my data plan in mobile in used up but it is because the boredom level has just been hiked up in my life.and its screaming for a refresh.but that's a whole another story.i don't think i have to tell you about it again and again.if you could go back in my site you can see.

i already have a nokia n73 music edition.while the quality of the phone is very high back those days but now everyone knows how terrible the phone is.it hangs frequently and slow.i don't know by the time my level of patience just been dropped or my phone got slower every time but personally i am a very impatient one.whatever be the thing is i am not satisfied with the phone anymore.now as i am a power user i needed some powerful phone which only comes in a premium range.now as i don't have money i could only dream for it.

i thought to buy a MOTO RAZR2 V9 ,a blackberry ,a htc desire ,a SE Spiro ,many Samsung metro but not nokia as my experiences with nokia isn't good and nokia is loosing its edge on mobile.now a days local players like micromax can come up with better sets than nokia.nokia should be more careful to this growing threat.none of the above phones come into my budget of list of features.i want the best but cheapest..i know it is hard to find but not impossible..as i always did.a lots of research and a little wait can make the things pretty smooth.and so am i actively doing that.

life …what to tell about it.but i am  slowly adapted and now i am happy.yes i am.if not so then leave in in this illusion that i am happy.because the feeling is good.ya i finally deleted Monideepa’s phone number after what is happening ,after a long thought and a deep breath…fewh !! ha ha ha…i officially deleted all the relation i had with her she is now a stranger for me.and i never thought a single word about her in previous week.

NOO …i m not friendless.i have friends.they are few.but its good to have a few friends than a bunch of backstabbers.nothing significant happened in my life believe me.that's why i am just signing off today here..

buh bye…
gd n8